Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
This is my gift to your gina
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
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PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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