Need sex. Gaining weight.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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