We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
it was like eating out sand paper
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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