I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
should my penis look like a turkey
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm too high and old for this...
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
