member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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