Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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