Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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