there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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