What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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