if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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