Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize