Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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