please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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