walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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