I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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