Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Betty ford says i'm here all night
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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