I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Just pee around me
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck