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There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.