She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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