You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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