I'm drive I can fine osifer
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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