I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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