I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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