I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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