i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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