i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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