went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
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My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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