I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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