Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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