no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Holy sore nipples Batman
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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