I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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