Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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