You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
And then he peed in my hair
Randomize
