but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
im on a boat
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