We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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