btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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