Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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