Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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