oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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