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all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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PIZZA AND ORGASMS
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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