i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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