do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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