dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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