real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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