Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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