One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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