he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
