Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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