Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
