You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
accomplished twins. life is a go
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I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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