why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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