Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
porn star boner night. come get it.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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