you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Alive.
So much puke
I got inside last night via doggy door
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
