Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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