Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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